How are penises like puppies...?

My romantic euphemism is teaching me to use Photoshop, because I’ve decided that maybe I can do better than markers and printer paper when I make my little graphs.

So! To learn to use the “text” tool, I put together this adorable image (complete with the appropriate creative commons license) with this blog post, one of my favorites, though it’s four years old.

And made this.

Which shows me how much appropriate graphics can add to a good analogy.